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Swedish Fish, Pay Days, Skittles and Milky Ways are on SALE???

Jesus taKE THE WHEEL

Swedish Fish, Pay Days, Skittles and Milky Ways are on SALE???

Jesus taKE THE WHEEL

Today at Target:

Little Boy: “It’s going to make me pretty!”

Grandmother: “No, you’ll be handsome.”

Little Boy: “I don’t want to be handsome, I want to be pretty!”

Grandmother: “You’re a big, strong boy…”

Little Boy: “I will be the PRETTIEST, I TELL YOU, THE PRETTIEST!”

Shine on, you crazy little diamond. Shine on.

p.s. good job Mom for laughing at the interaction and not taking your mother’s side.

I just filed my taxes, paid bills, cleaned my apartment and I’m cooking dinner.

I just filed my taxes, paid bills, cleaned my apartment and I’m cooking dinner.

roryblank:

zakeno:

Happy Norse Apocalypse everyone! Remember, if you see a giant devilish wolf roaming about, resist the urge to pet it and instead remain safely indoors.

OH MY GOD THIS WOLF IS SO AMAZING

roryblank:

zakeno:

Happy Norse Apocalypse everyone! Remember, if you see a giant devilish wolf roaming about, resist the urge to pet it and instead remain safely indoors.

OH MY GOD THIS WOLF IS SO AMAZING

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roryblank:

engermanagement:

roryblank:

Those are both wonderful books. I can’t speak for the D&D…

Hey man, that beholder wasn’t annoying, he was just extremely friendly and fashion-conscious.

And constantly talking about Sega and Zima. Which I guess might be fantasy things at this point, in that they are strange and arcane relics of a forgotten time.

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Emily, that’s a beholder. They like to look at things.

I don’t remember talking about Zima and Sega, but if we’re recalling the same beholder, I was really, really drunk while DMing, so that doesn’t surprise me.