You won't like me when I'm Engery.

Bacon.

Breakfast: Ultimate Bacon Breakfast.
Lunch: Peppered Bacon and Eggs.
Desert: Maple Bacon Shake.

I’d like my tombstone to read: “It was worth it.”

I shouldn't listen to dubstep in public.

  • Rational mind: DON'T... NO. JUST NO.
  • Wobble mind: BUT I MUST DANCE.