You won't like me when I'm Engery.

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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The really great ones should leave some scars…

(via kathesaur)

If you’re ever feeling like a shitty person…

Like I often am, watch a movie where the protagonist is an even shittier person and doesn’t know it. Maybe High Fidelity, maybe Scott Pilgrim… Always works for me in terms of feeling less shitty.

With gold like that, I should start an advice column.

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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(via krogeh)

I dunno, man… I’m pretty sure math, science and language are all important. The things listed above are important, too, and the system is definitely flawed, but formal education is important.

I dunno, man… I’m pretty sure math, science and language are all important. The things listed above are important, too, and the system is definitely flawed, but formal education is important.

(via jackbkwiq)

Someone just told me…

That I have a beautiful bass voice and that I should narrate documentaries. Total stranger. Absolutely made my day. Totally flattered.

jackbkwiq:

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

for Gus

Pretty much the only way to live.

jackbkwiq:

lameprlncess:

dlubes:

im literally playing pokemon and drinking an espresso martini in a bar right now what is my life

ideal that’s what your life is

for Gus

Pretty much the only way to live.

koality-vibrations:

Favorite vine

Relevant.

(Source: moldydrugs, via freddarling)

It’s really nice to have someone to talk to…

When I’m having a anxiety attack with a little sprinkling of generalized depression for bullshit reasons. Since the friends I’m with aren’t the sharing type.

Whatever, man, I’m probably dying alone. I’m kind of an overly-opinionated, abrasive, asshole hermit, and I honestly wouldn’t want to burden anyone with that. But, like I said, having people to talk to is really great.

Thanks, @freddarling.

It’s 4am, and it’s likely no one will see this…

But holy shit, you should watch Snowpiercer. It’s about as subtle as Gallagher smashing a watermelon, but it’s one of the most visually impressive sci-fi films since the Matrix. None of its commentary is particularly novel, but it certainly does manage a savagely gripping tone throughout. 8.5/10, am currently recommending.

caffeinatedfeminist:

I like to imagine Tali getting to wear pajamas for the first time she’s out of her suit

She’s so used to her skin tight enviro suit that she’s like KEELAH ITS ALL SO BIG AND COMFY and she’s like rolling around in them

Holy shit that’s adorable.

(via 50shadesofjeankirschteinoriginal)